7 Kid Friendly Thanksgiving Joke Memes to make you smile this Thanksgiving!
1- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?
Answer: A Pumpkin Pie
2- Why couldn’t the turkey play baseball?
Answer: He could only hit FOWL balls
3- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Answer: Where’s POPcorn?
4- Grandma keeps asking me to help make the bread, but it’s such a crumb-y job!
PS: If you’re enjoying these kid friendly Thanksgiving memes- check out some of our other posts. Like 5 Lessons from Frozen 2 with a parent review, our Lady and the Tramp review, or our post about 10 questions to ask the people you live with besides “How was your day?“.
5- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Answer: Pilgrims!
6- If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a tiny turkey?
Answer: A goblet!
7- Why did the Pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?
Answer: Because their belts are on their hats!
MORE Thanksgiving Jokes to Make You Smile!
What’s the best smelling thing to bring to Thanksgiving?! Answer: Your NOSE!
Why was the cranberry sauce SO red? Answer: Because it saw Mom’s dressing! (Or because it saw mom dressing the turkey)
What instrument could grandpa suddenly play after Thanksgiving dinner? Answer: The drums! Because he are all the drumsticks! And now he only plays plymouth ROCK!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don!
Don Who?
Don eat any leftovers without me!!
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HA! I don’t have kids but that doesn’t stop me from loving a good wholesome meme. I think my favorite is the May Flowers!
We love a good wholesome joke too! So glad you enjoyed these!
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