10 Family Friendly Halloween Jokes & Memes to Make You Smile!
+ some new 2020 Halloween Jokes! (Originally published 10/24/19 and updated 10/01/2021)
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1- What was the witches favorite class in school?
Answer: Spelling!
2- What kind of ships do vampires travel on?
Answer: Blood Vessels
3- What did the ghost teacher say when her students weren’t listening?
Answer: Watch the board- I’ll go through it again!
4- Why aren’t witches allowed to fly while angry?
Answer: They’ll Fly Off The Handle
5- How do you spell candy in two letters?
Answer: C and Y
6- Who makes the best Halloween Spies?
Answer: Mummies- They Keep Everything Under Wraps!
7- What room do ghosts not have in their house?
Answer: The Living Room
8- Where do the ghouls buy their food?
Answer: The GHOSTery Store
9- #GhoulGoals
10- #CreepingItReal
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What next?!?
-Check out our list of 30+ Family Friendly Halloween Movies
Please check out our other Halloween blog- 7 Halloween Book Suggestions for EVERY age.
You might also be interested in our reviews with discussion questions for CoCo, The Addams Family, Scoob, or The House With a Clock in it’s Walls.
-Check out some great Halloween Costume recommendations!
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